Death, Sex & Money - The Cookie That Ended Jeff Garlin's Sobriety
Death, Sex & Money
Slate Audio
4.6 • 7.7K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2017
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
Jeff Garlin says the key to marriage, comedy, parenting and dealing with his food addiction is to be present. That doesn't mean it's always easy.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm funny whether I weigh 180 or 480. |
| 0:04.8 | I'm just funny. |
| 0:05.9 | 480 and 180 would both be equally sad, though. |
| 0:09.2 | When I'd be a twig and when I'd be like, what the hell happened to you? |
| 0:16.1 | This is death, sex, and money. |
| 0:19.1 | Let's do this. |
| 0:20.4 | I only have 60 bucks, how much you got. |
| 0:22.0 | The show from WNYC about the things we think about a lot. |
| 0:25.5 | Why would our marriage be over? |
| 0:27.1 | He said we need to talk. |
| 0:28.7 | And need to talk about more. |
| 0:30.5 | I don't want to survive. |
| 0:32.4 | I want to live. |
| 0:33.7 | I'm on a sale. |
| 0:36.6 | Jeff Garland is best known for playing Larry David's manager on Curb Your Enthusiasm. |
| 0:42.0 | Boom, she was there. You can't control who pops in. She pops in. |
| 0:45.2 | She pops in. Why didn't you pop her out? |
| 0:47.0 | I tried popping her out. She wouldn't pop out. |
| 0:49.1 | He also stars in the ABC sitcom The Goldbergs and just released a Netflix movie called Handsome. |
| 0:56.0 | He's been so busy recently that when we talked, he'd almost completely lost his voice. |
| 1:00.7 | Can I get some hot water? |
| 1:02.2 | I was in California. He was at our studio in New York. |
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