Hey,

Hey everybody, it's your shinigami wizard. Holden McNeely.

Give me that apple.

Holden already said he's going to be a wizard, but is that a dare?

What if I say wizard, and then he decides he wants to be the bruiser?

No, this is just a normal opening to a podcast, unless he's inferring that by choosing

bruiser, I'm already deciding

that I'm going to follow his lead, which is what a guilty person would do. I know, I'll say I'm

going to say Wizard, but then change it to Bruiser at the last minute while keeping it inside my

head the secret code to my real title. This is how I win victory, exactly as Kekaku planned.

Hi, it's me, the talking rules.

Do you know it will cause a duel?

That's right, they made a musical out of Death Note.

How dare.

There is no talking rules in the Death Note musical. That's a completely different. That's just something you made up.

I'm writing my own Death Note musical and it does have talking rules. And I also Americanized it and made it all about a central love story, which thus butchered it just like the live action movie did on Netflix, but either way we'll get

to it.

We're talking about death note today. Oh, I wish that's why the live action North American movie was butchered. That would be great if that's the reason why it was blizzard. It's a single reason. It's one of the reasons for sure, I think. Either way, death note is what we're talking about. Hey, listen, you've seen kids, you

Gen Ziers who stayed up till midnight to watch adult swim and see this cool emo boy fight,

an even cooler emo boy, but they weren't fighting with fighting, they were fighting with inner

monologues and second guessing one another. I see you. I hear you.

You're valid.

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