Hello,

Hello everybody.

It's your favorite bruiser.

Holden McNeely, and I seem to be trapped in my own podcast

where everything I talk about in my podcast comes to life. Oh my goodness, is that a cave behind my

house? I guess I'd better explore it. And I am your Finnish video game developer

who enjoys the beautiful sights of Helsinki

and eating such delicious things as brown bread

and several dozen airings for dinner.

Hold on, let me get my Nokia phone while I play some angry birds from Rovio Entertainment.

I am from Finland.

Very weird way to start this episode about Alan Wake, but that is what the franchise is.

Very, very weird.

And very, very Finnish.

Yes, incredibly Finnish. We're going to tell the story of Remedy, entertainment. Yes, incredibly finished.

We're going to tell the story of remedy, entertainment.

We're going to tell the story of Alan Wake.

We're even going to tell the story of control and talk about quantum break.

And I super meant for that to be a poem.

Are we going to have to talk about quantum break?

We're going to talk about it as briefly as humanly possible, but we definitely need to talk about it.

How about while we talk about quantum break, we stop every 15 minutes and show a bullshit half-hour TV show completely produced and written by people that aren't responsible for the game and force you to just sit

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