Death During Consensual Sex

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Portland, OR based babies: Come to Emily's album recording on January 20th at the Curious Comedy Theater! Non Portland based babies: Portland is very beautiful in late January, consider visiting? Happy new year! Maybe things will get better this year, maybe not? We will be here to scream into our hands with you either way. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Death during consensual sex." I learned the word defenestration! Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt

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0:00.0	Hello, are you a stump town baby? Do you live in Portland? Are you going to come to my album recording on January 20th?
0:07.0	If you answered yes to all of those questions, I have nothing else to say to you, because you're already coming.
0:12.0	But if you answered
0:13.4	maybe to the last question you should come to my album recording January 20th
0:16.8	at Curious Comedy Theater it's Emily by the way I'm doing an album a billion
0:21.8	years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts,
0:25.7	threw all the planets in place, there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was
0:31.0	blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:35.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:38.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:41.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything
0:44.3	baby geniuses tell something we don't know.
0:47.0	Hello babies.
0:48.6	Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily.
0:50.5	I'm Lisa.
0:51.2	Thanks for listening to our show.
0:53.0	Happy New Year.
0:55.0	Happy New Year. This is probably coming out on the second, right?
0:58.0	Yeah. Yeah.
0:59.0	It's 2018.
1:00.0	It's 2018.
1:01.0	It's 2018. We're recording this in 2015.
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