Death and Memory

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer

Comedy, Tv & Film, Society & Culture

4 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

The gang has an in-depth chat about what should happen to their bodies after they die. Gordon Schumer, a.k.a. Amy’s dad, swings by to share about the time he left a girl (and her parents) waiting in the lobby while he hooked up with another gal. Goldie Hawn is on the Pound It or Pass hot seat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, how you doing? Hey, where you been? Three girls talking about a lot of love and sin and there's someone sitting next to us who that freaking man is who?
0:14.0	Oh, it's King.
0:18.0	Hi guys and welcome to Three Girls One Kid.
0:23.0	Good morning.
0:24.0	Wow.
0:25.0	Good morning.
0:26.0	Hell yeah.
0:27.0	Oh wow.
0:28.0	Oh, this shit.
0:29.0	I'm listening.
0:30.0	I'm great at the game.
0:31.0	Yeah, we're getting pushed nasty today, I guess.
0:33.0	Keith, you want to put down your cell phone or what are you doing over there?
0:37.0	I'm managing my parking.
0:39.0	Something's not right with my parking.
0:41.0	It's like a picture of a woman's upright ass to me.
0:45.0	And we're here.
0:47.0	We have such an exciting show today.
0:49.0	This is the best show.
0:51.0	Oh shit.
0:52.0	My advice to you as a listener would be listen to today's podcast and then never listen to a podcast.
0:58.0	That's right.
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