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Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus,

and this is the Armageddon update. And while the president's debate happened, and I really

want to thank Chris Christie and Rudy Giuliani for debate prepping the president. So as Americans,

we could really put our best foot forward to the

world. They prepped Trump so well that he actually came in third in the debate behind Chris Wallace,

who moderated the debate as well as Custer moderated the Indians. But Wallace really did well

debating Trump about the debate, while Joe Biden had to listen to Trump slowly shoved his car keys through his hand.

This was a we'relier week than we've had in a while.

On Sunday, we found out Trump's taxes, and it seems that he paid 750 in taxes.

Not $750,000, but $750. The billionaire paid

less money in taxes than a teacher paid for school supplies she won't be reimbursed for.

He wrote off $70,000 for hair styling, make up your own joke, $760,000 for an outside

consultant, his daughter, a person who he said he's desired to be

inside of.

But the fake news gets all wrapped up in his fake hair that he wraps around his fake freeway

cone orange head.

But after paying zero taxes for 10 out of the 15 years, we find out the president got

$72 million from foreign countries while he was president?

Some of it from Turkey. Now,

I'm sure him pulling our troops out of Turkey and laden the Kurds who were fighting,

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