Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear Kev on stage, the show where I give you the best,

worst advice on the planet. If you want to submit a question, please do so. Dear Kev at kevonstage.com.

With that being said, let's get this show started.

Dear Kev, I've been married for eight years now and I can't get over the fact that my husband puts pieces of tissue in his butt crack because he says his butt gets sweaty.

Now Gooseby put the picture up here but blur out her hand. I don't want her husband to know.

He said he learned this from his father. I've never heard of such a thing before being married to him.

Is this really a thing? I think it's weird and gross. But to make matters worse, for eight doggone years, I'm constantly passing booty

tissues on the floor when I sweep. It even usually has a little doodoo in the crease. See picture

for reference. He says it falls from his butt while walking. Is it just me or is this gross?

So many times I wanted to put him on blast on my own page, but I won't do that to him.

So hopefully you'll address this and I can tag him and laugh my butt off.

Woo!

Your man got a sweaty butt, butt, butt!

You said you don't want to blast him on your page, but hey, give it to to Kev who has 2 million Facebook fans and 800,000 Instagram.

That'll do that.

That'll do the trick.

Thankfully, Gooseby has kindly blurs your hand out.

But here's the thing.

When I saw this email, I was like, man, no way.

This is a butthole residue.

That been going to butt residue. You got a wipe good till you see no brand, amen.

You got to clean that thing.

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