Hello and welcome to the very first dear Kev of the New Year. Are you still alive? I hope you are if you're watching this. If you're dead, still subscribe because I need those views living or not. This episode is sponsored by Faith merch. As you can see, I'm wearing this. Move out of the way, Mike.

Available now, kevonstage.com.

If you haven't watched the show before, this is where I give the best, worst advice

on the planet.

Please do not take me seriously.

Y'all be deeming me like, but what about the seriousness?

This ain't that.

This is purely for entertainment value only.

If you want to submit a question, do so at dear kev at kevonstage.com.

How about we get to the first question?

Dear Kev, I'm a saved Christian man who's in a saved Christian family.

Recently, I've had feelings for a stripper in L.A.

And I'm in Atlanta.

I've never been to a strip club.

I don't even like them, but I like her.

I've written a song for her called That's How I Got Her Number.

I've sent her encouraging messages when she needed and I want her to be better and give her life to Christ.

Recently, I asked her if I could take her to her two favorite places, a certain restaurant

and Disneyland, made a whole speech about love stories.

It was so good it could have been written to a romance movie starring Will Smith, but she

left me on red and stopped texting.

Should I just give up or not?

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