Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about bringing all the birds to the yard, a drinking demon, and

the case of the rootin-tootin boomers. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

Hello, everyone.

It is, guys, is July 4th.

It is George Washington's birthday.

Finally.

My favorite day of the year.

July 4th, 2019.

The glorious 4th.

People really did. Used to, like, go all the fuck out for celebrating the 4th, 2019. The glorious 4th. People really did.

Used to, like, go all the fuck out for celebrating the 4th of July, because, which I'm

going to talk about this later in our things made us happy section, but I read a really

dope book about Pioneer shit.

And the pioneers used to go all out for 4th of July.

They loved it.

Like, eat a pine cone or something? I mean, they drank a lot and, like, would, like, shoot guns, like, ceremonial gun thing. I think they drank a lot in general, so in order for it to be a celebration, they had to drink a lot more. Honestly, like, I think that what I'm just saying is, like, I think this is just what they did all the time. Yeah, drinking and shooting things, but they just got really excited about it. They played more bugles. Yeah, I think they definitely played more bugles. Well, I mean, like, they're celebrating something they actually did. Like, yeah, like, people in their, like, more distant paths were like, fuck you, England. Or like their parents did.

Get out.

Yeah, like, they're like, you guys remember we did that?

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