Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about thanking Satan for his contributions,

being falsely accused of doing an absolute paint job,

and the COVID version of that lady messing up the pain of Jesus.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer. Hi, everyone. Hi, everyone. How are you doing on this? I feel like I'm going into Ira Glass West for some reason. I don't know why. Sunday. I'm back. 11th, baby. 2021. Welcome back, Nicolai.

Yeah.

Welcome back, sir.

How was church, baby?

Yeah, how was it Jesus?

I loved it so much that I decided I'm going to go next week and the week after.

Yeah, you have an upside down cross tattoo on your face now, so you must be really into Virginia, I am I am a Pfizer boy now.

Oh yeah. Right, right, right. So I have

like other things to do.

He's got to get out and about. Joining a community of

like-minded and the bad version of Satan worshippers that

you know, that our parents warned us about. Oh, gosh. So, well, yeah, it's the satanic panic version. Which is interesting that you would bring up Satan since I already brought up Satan and we're going to be talking about him. Yeah, I don't like Satan. I think he's bad actually, or scratch. It's like a Montero tie-in kind of situation. Ooh, I mean, maybe that is what I've had, I mean, I don't like Satan. I think he's bad, actually. It's bad. I think it's bad. I think it's cool. It's like a Montero tie-in kind of situation.

Ooh.

I mean, maybe that is what I've had.

I mean, I always have Satan on the brain, honestly. But I, yeah, I guess I have had Satan on the brain more these days because of Montaro. That's really doing a lot for Satan. It really is.

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