Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about breaking up over disrespecting history. Admiring your boyfriend? And most of the... You just saw the first... Don't! Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It is a good one. It's a really good one. Tim saw a little spoiler. Okay.

You know what? I was going to leave it in. Let's just leave it in.

Yeah, leave it in.

So we're talking about breaking up over disrespecting history, admire your boyfriend,

and most importantly, dealing with the fact that a new type of ghost just dropped.

Oh, wow. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hey, Jennifer.

Michael DeMorrow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

Honestly, it made me very happy that you saw what was in the document.

It's the funniest title I've ever seen in my life.

It's very good.

Yeah, there's some bangers in here.

I think I found all three of these, like, very recently, like, within the past few days.

So that doesn't always happen.

But, yeah, man.

Sometimes stars just a line, you know. They do. It's just, sometimes it's nothing. I think, I think Mars is in retrograde. Oh, so true. Oh, God. So true. Mars in retrograde? Whoa. I don't know what that means, but. I think it's usually Mercury in retrograde. It means shit is bad. There is a Mars retrograde.

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