Dear Internet Episode 59: The Air Bud Rule
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this weeks show, we talk about giving gifts to coworkers, what to do when your best friend loves someone else more, and destroying your gross roommate's gross shit.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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The coHosts- Nick Bristow, Jennifer Cheek, Michael DiMauro, and Tim Lanning!
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.5 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:21.0 | This week, we're honoring the sacred holiday of Valentine's Day by talking about love, gift giving, and sex, baby. |
| 0:28.7 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lennie. |
| 0:32.0 | Hello, Valentine's Jennifer. |
| 0:35.3 | Nick Bristow. |
| 0:36.7 | Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, Jennifer. Aw. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. |
| 0:39.3 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:40.3 | God, it's freaking Valentine's Day. |
| 0:43.3 | Jennifer, you're my wife. |
| 0:45.3 | You're my Valentine's Tim. |
| 0:46.3 | Here is a chocolate in a bouquet. |
| 0:50.3 | Watch out. |
| 0:52.3 | It's fresh and covered in bees. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, that's exactly what I wanted. |
| 0:56.8 | Thank you so much. |
| 0:57.5 | Yeah, did you guys put a chocolate and a condom under your pillow so the Valentine's |
| 1:04.1 | fairy will visit you? |
| 1:05.1 | I know I did. |
| 1:06.0 | And when you woke up, it was full of cum. |
| 1:08.4 | It was full of comb. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, sweet chocolate. Yeah. It was full of cum. Oh, sweet. |
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