Dear Internet Episode 57: Body Pillow Talk
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this weeks show, we talk about living with your spouse and their anime body pillow, making up crude sayings, and the worst work environment we've ever heard about.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.5 | Welcome to Dear Internet. |
| 0:16.7 | The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:20.7 | This week, we're talking about how to answer the internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:26.3 | This week, we're talking about how to explain the third occupant of your bed to your mother-in-law, |
| 0:31.7 | folksie wisdom, and one of the wildest work situations I've ever read about online. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Nick Bristow. |
| 0:37.9 | Hello, Jennifer Cheek. Michael DeMow. Hello, Jennifer Cheek. |
| 0:39.2 | Michael DeMorrow. |
| 0:41.4 | Hello, Jennifer Cheek. |
| 0:43.8 | And Tim Lennon. |
| 0:44.6 | Playing battle cats. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah, Tim is very busy playing battle cats right now, and honestly, I'm pretty distracted looking at them. |
| 0:56.9 | There are several cats with, they are a ball, and then they have two long human legs attached to them. |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah, that's sexy cat. |
| 0:58.9 | That's a sexy cat. |
| 1:01.7 | You can imagine the long leg cat. |
| 1:07.2 | The battle cat mobile game has taken the dear internet crew by Storm except for me, because I don't play mobile games. |
| 1:08.2 | Jennifer, download. |
| 1:09.2 | Hello, Jennifer, cheek. |
| 1:28.6 | Wow, so distra. I didn't even yell at you. I was, like, so nice. Yeah, I'm all about battle cats now. Yeah, he won't fucking stop. Yeah. It's a problem. Yeah, the long leg cat, his name is sexy legs cat. They are very sexy. He is a ball of a cat on top and just sexy legs on the bottom. There's other versions of that one, one with a bikini, one that just has a leaf covering their vagina, I guess. |
| 1:35.7 | Their cat, their cat vagina. All kinds of cool cats. |
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