Dear Internet Episode 54: Chili Sommelier
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
On this weeks show we talk about dealing with your girlfriends terrible singing, having a coitus green house, and potatoes in chili.
Stay gold,
XOXO
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:24.9 | This week, we're talking about what's new when your girlfriend just doesn't have that X factor, living with a landlord's foot greenhouse and chilly blasphemy. I'm Jennifer |
| 0:32.0 | cheek and with me is Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Michael's face is so confused. |
| 0:39.1 | Nick Bristow. |
| 0:40.4 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:42.2 | And Tim Lennie. |
| 0:43.7 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:45.1 | You guys seem extra baffled by my distinctions. |
| 0:48.9 | What's a fuck greenhouse? |
| 0:50.4 | What is a fuck greenhouse? |
| 0:52.4 | I've said it before. |
| 1:11.6 | I just, I, because we talked about other stuff before we start recording. And then we're like, all right, we have to start. So I don't like get in the zone. And then you just say these things. And also, like, I read, you know, the Twitter accounts that post from A-M-on-the-Asshole and all-Averships. So I kind of like, okay, you know. You feel like you know the lay of the land? Exactly. |
| 1:12.2 | I can try to suss them out, but I'm like, I don't understand. Yeah. I mean, it sounds pretty self-explanatory. It's a greenhouse you fuck in. Yeah. I mean, I play stardoo. I play star do. I play star. I get it. |
| 1:24.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.7 | So we're recording this on January 10th, 2021. |
| 1:31.1 | It's obviously I get it. Yeah. So we're recording this on January 10th, 2021. |
| 1:31.1 | It's obviously... |
| 1:31.6 | That's not weird to hear. |
| 1:32.5 | Yeah, it is really weird. |
| 1:34.2 | Not our first recording of 2021, but it's been a weird week. |
| 1:38.5 | I guess. |
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