Dear Internet Episode 52: You’re in trouble now
Dear Internet
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4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 30 December 2020
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Dear Internet,
This weeks show we talk about splash mountain, witches, and using a friends shower brush. This is probably the closest we've gotten to patreon levels of depravity, so if you enjoy this, why not check that out too!
Stay gold,
XOXO
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The coHosts- Nick Bristow, Jennifer Cheek, Michael DiMauro, and Tim Lanning!
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.5 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. |
| 0:21.0 | This week we're talking about Splash Mountain, cursing your boyfriend, and the etiquette of using a friend's shower. |
| 0:28.3 | I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lanning. |
| 0:31.2 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:33.5 | Hi, Christo. |
| 0:35.6 | Hello, Jennifer. |
| 0:37.2 | And Michael Tomarro. Hello, Jennifer. Hey, everyone. Hey, guys, I'm a freaking elf today. You're an elf? We're in the, like, post-Christmas, but it's still Christmas time. Yeah. It's still Christmas. We're in our post-birthth hangover time. Post-birth day. For our Lord and Savior, Nick Br Savior Nick Gristo Nick did you have a good birthday on Christmas Day? Uh, it was fine. Did you get double presents though? Did you get double presents? No, I think I got less. Yeah, man, that's like the I got the typical like, okay, this counts for both but it's expensive, so it's fine. like, okay, this, this is, this counts for both, but it's |
| 1:12.3 | expensive, so it's fine. |
| 1:13.7 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:14.5 | Yeah, it's fine, yeah, yeah, no, it's pretty. Yeah, no, it's good. Yeah, I would rather, I got a new, I got the new Apple Watch. Oh, fancy. I would rather get this than, I don't know, 20 t-shirts or 20, like, sweater-like shirts that don't fit, right? |
| 1:33.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:34.3 | Tim got me a Kim X for Christmas, which now I'm enjoying the delicious coffee from it right now. |
| 1:39.8 | It's a jar that you put coffee. |
| 1:41.5 | It's a fancy glass jar. |
| 1:43.1 | It's a fancy jar. |
| 1:44.1 | Oh, did Tim get your, did you get your Naruto mug that you called? I did. Yes. Yeah, we had, because I had a panic moment because hot topic freaking let me down. For once. And I ordered the Naruto mug. And then they were like, um, we're not going to send it to you, though. So a panic and tim and i showed the same amazon account so i was like nick can you please help me can you please order this narchum mug and i'll pay you back and he did get it i'm surprised you didn't throw a little surprise in there nick that's sort of like your move well but i came from Amazon. You can buy... You can buy dildos. |
| 2:17.9 | You can buy... |
| 2:18.5 | That's a good point. |
| 2:20.4 | I have been known to send him and Jennifer very dumb shit. |
| 2:24.4 | You've also sent me very dumb shit. |
| 2:26.8 | I believe they sent me the, like, high school musical Xbox game. |
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