Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about riding a pony to school. Weird old timey music

and fan fan cheating. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lang. Hello, Jennifer. And yet

first go. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, everyone. Hello. Michael's still in Japan. Yeah. And... He's loving it. He's loving it. He's loving it. I don't know he's going to come back. Yeah. He didn't. None of his Instagram posts say, I'm loving this ramen or sushi or this temple, but I just want to come home. But I miss America. Right. He never, none of them say that, which I think is kind of rude. I think when you go on vacation and you post about it, you should tell everyone that you still love them. You should be like, yeah, post your ramen and be like pretty good, but not as good as a cheeseburger. Not as good as instant ramen at the the grocery back home. Yeah. Yeah. It was great seeing Cirque Joseph L.A., but I still love Tim. It's kind of what I'm... So you're feeling jealous. I get jealous of the country of Mexico sometimes. Of Mexico? Yeah. Yeah, people go there for vacation. Yeah. They give attention to Mexico. Yeah, I want to go there too. Are you mad? If I go, I mean. If you go, it's okay. But if I go, I'll say, like, I do miss you guys and then I'll probably list out as many as I could. But what if, okay. You should say like, I'm on vacation, love in Mexico, but also listening to your internet while I'm on the beach. That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, definitely. Because I didn't say which episode of the internet, and, like, that could include any number of people. Yeah. I'm just saying if you go on vacation, that's what you have to do. Yeah. If anyone goes on vacation, it's like, oh, man, the Berlin Wall really makes you think, doesn't it? Anyways, I'm listening to Deer Internet. Those guys crazy. Hold on a second. I think the Berlin Wall has been down for quite some time, famously. Well, yeah, you've been parts of it. Okay, I guess I got some pieces. All right. Yeah, for history. I got a tattoo, though. Yeah, Tim got a sweet assets you. What'd you get? Naruto.

See, I already knew that, but I was asking for the podcast. Sometimes I wish that people that did things like do podcast, sports, commentate would just go, I fucking know that already. Well, I feel like several podcasts I listen to. They will do that. This is the other person is like, this is for the listeners. And they're like, oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember listening to this one like early, um, this is important. Very much. This is like, and like, those are the two primary ones I was thinking of. It's like, we know the story. He's like, I know that you fucking asshole. The listeners don't. You're a fucking idiot. That's like, that's why I'm like, we have to fight more and be in a whole other idiots. That's what friendship is. Yeah, we're too soft. I do think it's good to like mildly fight with your friends. Right. Because like here we are being like, if you go on vacation, you have to mention me in the post. We're very needy. We just need to be the center of attention

at all times. And we need to know Michael loves us. I've said it before and I'll say it again.

We are not technically brain built for podcasting because it's like most of you guys are like, someone's mad at me, right?

Yeah, that's, it's not a great personality to have to be, you know, stressed at someone yelling at you and you have a podcast because you have podcasts. You're gonna get yelled that.

Oh, yeah.

You are gonna get yelled out for things you never anticipated getting yelled at about.

Tim, what era of Naruto is it?

It is, uh, Naruto Prime.

It is, uh, from episode six, actually. Wait, really? Really? Early? Yeah. Of the regular

Naruto. Yes. Yes. Not Shepudan. Not Shepudan. Not Teen Arto. Well, yeah, you're not Teen Narto. So it's like

when, it's in the Zabzu arc when the Mists or Nidges stab him and he gets poison um but he it's like the first time he's

experiencing like real danger per se is it um episode one does but whatever uh and he like is like

oh what the fuck is wrong with me why am i so different and's like, I vow never to back down from this moment

on with this wound. And then he stabs himself in the hand and does this like gnarly face as he's like

basically setting in motion his, I will never back down, believe it. Nardo's like, I'm a dumb bitch

with, we'll never back down that is a promise absolutely his sort of

vibe and like that's the way he seals it and it's like a such a sick scene the way the rest of

the crew like what the fuck what's wrong with you but it's like yeah it's such a impactful moment

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