Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about cheating, a giant steak, and a barbecue parasol.

I'm Jennifer Sheep, and with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Guys, Michael's not with us this week. We miss him so much. Miss him so much. He's just been such a busy bee. He was at Jankon. So it's just us three. I'm recording on a Monday after work. Yeah. Yeah. I like to tell you guys when you were recording. I was laughing to myself being like, we're going to tell everyone what time it is. Well, because it's like we're, I feel like I have to say if it's not our normal time. It's 6.10 p.m., traffic on the nines. Yeah. It's a different vibe when you record after work versus recording on the weekend. Oh, man.

I hate Mondays.

How about y'all come down on the horn?

Mondays.

I had somebody at work today say, oh, it's just it's a Monday.

Did you offer them lasagna because they are Garfield and they hate Monday?

All right.

Let's go through the days of the week.

What are our favorites?

No, we can't. All right. Let's go through the days of the week. What are our favorites? We can't.

We can't do it again.

We can't do it again. People loved it when we did that. Thank you, God. The people are clamoring for more days of the week. Yeah. They want more days content. Yeah. They like rank other days and like, well, that's all of them. We did all of them.

Let's rank every day of the year.

Did we do a month?

Okay.

It's, rank other days and like, well, that's all of them. We did all of them. Let's rank every day of the year.

Did we do a month?

Okay.

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