Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about being a rat mom, peanut butter wedding sandwiches,

and bitch peppers. I'm Jennifer Cheap and with me is Tim Lennie. I'm bitch peppers.

Hey, Kristo. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael De. Hello, Jennifer. And it's been so long since I've been on. Do you even know how to record it? I kind of don't. Well, we had a false start today because I forgot about time zones. And I wasn't quite ready to record her normal time. I was playing Diablo. I'm like, damn, she's not down here. Jennifer, you keep trying to talking to coffee bugs and, like, airbrushes and stuff.

Yeah. It's like, no, the microphone's over here, Jennifer. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then I pick up another thing. I pick up a machete that we have in our house. Yeah. I got a second machete. Oh, my God.

I'm ready about your machete.

Yeah, I can do got a second machete.

Oh my God.

So I'm ready by your machete.

Yeah, I can do wheeled machetes now. That's sick. Yeah. Or that's his and her machete, maybe. Yeah. One of those is definitely legally mined. Yeah. For sure. For sure. For sure. But yeah, sorry. I've been traveling a lot recently and we had friends in town

yesterday was my birthday

Tim's B day was yesterday

Jennifer gave me the gift of an extra 30 minutes of gaming. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't get the cattle prod out to shock him. Well, no, I'm saying because you're late. Oh, today. Mm-hmm. So we're still celebrating your birthday.

That's my birthday weekend. Yeah, birthday weekend. Yeah. I don't know. Have we ever done GinkleyCon in June? Because you're all fucked up. You all fucked up. It's going to be still taking for a week month. It's still my birthday month, man. You fucked up. This is definitely the earliest we've done,

Klee Klee Klon.

There was that one year that it was not this weekend.

Did we do May one year? That doesn't count. How many Kikli Kons have been done? This is the earliest we've ever done. 1,700. It's truly, it's so many. Next year should definitely be on my birthday, and it should really be about me and only me and it'd be great

it should be tim con should be in january you know make it uh still in rochester sounding like

face-on ticket sales yeah might have to be rochester january i mean hey i don't know what that means exactly, I don't either. I haven't talked about, I was curious about that. Michael's just said, you know, if we don't sell enough, it's the last geeky con. Okay. No, we might skip next year. Listen, it's a lot of work to put a con on. It's very fun, but it's a lot of work.

Who do you?

And it costs money to do it.

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