Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet, wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about a crock pot of cabbattsrels, making peace with gnomes, and

pearl-cludging neighbors. I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lennon. Hello, Jennifer. Michael

Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Fristow. Hello, Jennifer. Hello, everyone. I was just like holding in a burp. I'm not going to lie to you. I wanted to suggest you redo the intro. What? I said, I don't get bad? I can hear you. Wow. I'm just burping? Yeah. Well, okay. Listen, I had a busy day at work today. I didn't get to burp. I didn't have to have to burp all day long. You ever get so busy can't burp? No, it's not the direction I'm going right now. It's that I had, we're recording on a Monday evening. Happy Monday, everybody. Happy Monday, everyone.. Oh, got that Monday night energy.

And I feel like I was pretty busy this weekend and I was very busy all day at work. So, like, what I was going to say is, like, you're just getting what you're getting. Like, yeah. I kind of need infertoles in the intro. Yeah. I'm going to probably smoke my little vape pin while we're doing this. This is third shift, Jennifer.

Yeah, I'm fucking tired.

Normally I would be horizontal on the couch right now um but i'm not but but i'm excited to hang out with my

buds and talk about stuff good catch good catch no i am i just it's more just i have less of a filter

i'm just telling everyone so i i might I might be more bitch or more, more bad.

Or whatever.

More of a badass.

Yeah.

More of a badass from being in a billion calls all day at work.

This isn't church time.

True.

So this weekend, I took a science of diving class, science of scuba diving.

So you can know all about the bins?

Yeah, exactly.

And one of the things I learned was that if you have really bad, like, pain in your, like, stomach area, it can either be the bends or you have to fart.

It's like, no way to tell.

There's no way to tell.

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