Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet

wildest questions. This week, we're talking about nachos for the table. An exploding vase and a

girlfriend's smut addiction. I'm Jennifer Sheik and with me is Tim Lainey. Hello Jennifer. Michael

Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? My wife got me sick. Okay, well, I'm like more sick than you. That is true. I'm in sick. Guys are sick. I have had a cold, and it's not COVID. It's just a fucking cold, and it sucks. But I just booked my flight. what if it is COVID well it could be I guess but

I took a I took a home test but those only like tested again those don't mean anything at all it's

probably yeah um I'm pretty much just been staying home uh on the couch except for where you had to get

weed well yeah but I wore my mask.

It doesn't matter. Weed blocks it.

And I didn't get a haircut yesterday. No.

But I kept my mask on the whole time. It was the only person in both places that had masks on.

You're like those people like during the early days of the pandemic when they were like only go out for important stuff.

And you're like, weed's important. We getting my hair my roots bleats for both really important i i i canceled

my hair appointment because when i woke up Tuesday and was sick i was like i was supposed to go

that day and i'm like bruh i'm not going to go because i don't know what i've got um and my hair

nurse where he said he he'd been having a cough and it wasn't COVID also. There must be just some stuff going on. Is mental health not important? So true. Come on. I needed to get my mullet updated for my mental health. It's true. I did see. Is that why you posted On Twitter That you were in your

Mollet face Yeah Yeah I Well because I already had a Mollet But then I only went like Super Mollet Like I have like Extremely A Mollet right now And I love it I used to have a mullet But not by choice Well you could have one By choice I love a mullet Go in your mollet face.

I think you look great with the mollet.

Yeah, everyone, let's go go in our mullet era.

Michael kind of has a mullet. Go in your mullet face. I think you look great with the mullet.

Yeah, everyone, let's go in our mullet era.

Michael kind of has a mullet. No, I had a mullet when I was, I had a mullet when I was 10. Now I do know. Yeah. I had a rat tail briefly that grew into a mullet. Dude, no, my herderser was telling me about another one of his clients.

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