Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about drinking your girlfriend's blood from a cup, a ghost horse,

and a painting fit for lords and ladies.

I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lannning.

Hello, Mother.

What?

Nick Risto. Hello, Jennifer. What? Nick Ristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

And special repeat guest, Jane Ritz.

Hello, everyone.

I'm so happy to be here.

Hello, hello, hello.

It worked out so well that Jane was coming on this episode, because as told Jane before he started, there was a question that was I already had, but that is perfect for Jane.

And I'm so excited. The blood drinking. Oh, yeah, it's definitely that one. I can't wait to learn something new about myself at the hands of Jennifer Cheap.

I was doing some very intensive because like, as you all know, I, I am constantly looking

for questions, but like right before we record, sometimes I'm like, I need to dig some

more to find the right group of questions.

Yeah, it's whatever weirdness strikes you that day.

Exactly.

So I was, some of the keyword searches I was doing today included words like vampire, witch, zombie, candy, you know, ghost.

Actually, ghost is not a great thing to search on our relationships because it's just going to bring up, I got ghosted or so-and- ghosted me. And I'm like, uh, boring. I don't care about this. Uh, yeah. It's like a verb in the common vernacular. Yeah. I only care about actual ghosts. Like, I don't care about being ghosted. So that was an issue. But yeah, very Halloween-y search today. Because I'm in the

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