Hey everybody, it's me and I'm back from the dead. This is unbelievable. My tour solo is on pause because the impractical jokers national tour has started the arena tour.

Tickets are on sale for the first legged right now at impracticaljokerslive.com. We're coming to Redding, Pennsylvania. We're coming to Stony Brook. We're coming to Pittsburgh.

We're coming to New Jersey, Boston. We're coming to Charleston, South Carolina Charlotte, North Carolina, Waterloo, New York, Washington, DC, Niagara Falls, Newark, Wallingford, Belmont, Parker, Plain, UBS arena, and the Prudential Arena in Jersey.

Go Islander. Milwaukee, Rosemond, Seattle, Portland. I mean, guys Utah, Denver, Arlington, Austin, Sugarland, Columbus, Cleveland, Detroit, Minneapolis, Des Moines, Kansas City. I'm getting tired. Nashville, Indianapolis, and St. Louis. That's just what's announced right now.

And it's all on sale right now. We're revving up right now. The show's gonna be a blast. We haven't been out in years. Hope to see you there in practicaljokerslive.com.

Hey, guess where I'm coming? Phoenix, January 26th to the 28th House of Comedy, Phoenix shows are already almost sold out. My new hour is wild. I've been getting crazy on stage. So I think you won't see it.

February 1st, the second Cleveland Ohio, Holarides Comedy Club early shows sold out. We just got the late. That's a Wednesday, Thursday, midweek, Chrissy. Why not? Come have a midweek fun. What else are you doing, Cleveland?

February 16th to the 17th Stanford, Connecticut. There's a brand new club there called New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut. And my manager, the Italian woman owns it. So I got roped into doing it. So it's gonna be fun. I'm probably gonna do every show drunk or high.

So you're gonna want to buy tickets that get your phones out. February 22nd, Vancouver, British Columbia. First time ever in Vancouver, I'm opening up the JFL just for Laf's Comedy Festival at the Vogue Theater. Low Ticket Count there.

And then I believe we are adding. We have added February 24th in Napa, February 25th in San Jose in February 26th in Sacramento, California. I believe those are the dates, but correct me if I'm wrong, but I am coming in that last week in

February to second to last week in, no, I guess it is the last week in February, the last week in February to San Jose, Napa, and Sacramento, Christie Comedy.com, for Tiki Wickey's and then Florida at the end of March and Austin in April and Buffalo in May. I love you. I love cock.

I like girls that wear a crop in fish. I take care of a head one wish, but she's been gone since let's Hey babe, since let's Hey babe.

Hey babe. How are you doing? Good. I have guests on guests. Yes, because we weren't because Sal, if there was a few weeks where he was dead, like he actually died, died.

Eight when we brought him back to life, and that's why I want to have you come in just in case because if Sal died again, I want to have I want to have you in here.

What about Joe? Oh, Joe's here.

Joe. Fifth podcast today.

I don't know how much left to say. Well, Joe, yeah, impossible.

I'm out. I'm out of the seat. No, I don't need to. We bought on podcast five. So I want to do it.

Yeah, I just want to go eat dinner with you. I got to eat before 5 30 because it doesn't fit my fasting window.

If I eat after it, girls got to eat. But your guy stands at 5 30. Yeah, that's what I've been doing. Yes, yes, that's the thing.

Yes, today, like what I started eating today at 12. I did a 22 hour fast yesterday because it was just so bad after the holidays. It's so bad. What do you mean so bad? What is so bad?

I overeat the way Joe. What are you eating? What are you eating?

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