Hey everybody, it's me and I'm back from the dead. This is unbelievable. My tour solo is on pause because the impractical jokers national tour has started the arena tour.

Tickets are on sale for the first legged right now at impracticaljokerslive.com. We're coming to Redding, Pennsylvania. We're coming to Stony Brook. We're coming to Pittsburgh.

We're coming to New Jersey, Boston. We're coming to Charleston, South Carolina Charlotte, North Carolina, Waterloo, New York, Washington, DC, Niagara Falls, Newark, Wallingford, Belmont, Parker, Plain, UBS arena, and the Prudential Arena in Jersey.

Go Islander. Milwaukee, Rosemond, Seattle, Portland. I mean, guys Utah, Denver, Arlington, Austin, Sugarland, Columbus, Cleveland, Detroit, Minneapolis, Des Moines, Kansas City. I'm getting tired. Nashville, Indianapolis, and St. Louis. That's just what's announced right now.

And it's all on sale right now. We're revving up right now. The show's gonna be a blast. We haven't been out in years. Hope to see you there in practicaljokerslive.com.

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I'll get it. I used to have gikes for many years. Well, you're a guy. Go. I had. But I think I'm a big guy. Huge, huge guy. Huge guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I want to say fuck a 15%. Yeah. I'll build you house. I'm a carpenter. I do it with bull. Hey, look at me. I'm Jay Lynch.

This smokes when there's a little bull guy. I switched over. I got on. Like I got. I went to a brother coverage. Yeah, I went to like a insurance agent. And then they did everything. Got it. Okay. I think I'm like, I think it's progressive. So what I got is. I don't know. I should know this for life insurance. I got William Penn. Like William Penn was a good guy. William Penn named there for the Pennsylvania. I see it. Not as William tell. Okay.

I got. Uh, what's wrong with you? I feel like pulling muscles from a shell. Pulling muscles from a shell. What do you mean?

Pulling muscles from a shell. But it looks good. There's a man. I'm all in there. But I have my fill pulling muscles from it. It's famous. Do you know what? What's in the band? Pulling muscles from a shell. Pull. Okay. Pulling. Hey, babe from a shell. Hey, man. Hey, man. Hey, man.

I like anytime somebody doesn't know the words to a song. You always go deaf. Like it always sound like your death. Like you'd like put them on him. Hey, baby.

Never once in my life. Have you heard this pill? You need a never. I'm not. Honestly, if young gravy doesn't cover it, I don't know it. He would cover that. He would do that. That. That is. He would do something like that. Sure. By the way, shout out young gravy. Love you. I love this boy. Young gravy. We opened up the saw our last week's episode.

Cheryl with Cheryl, which is the funniest name for I think that the name of that song made me laugh hysterically. Yeah, name that song Cheryl. First of all, so I will be I slept on young gravy. I just want to tell you about.

Yeah, I didn't know who he was. I know what happened. I was in town doing a show somewhere. Sarah, so to Florida. No.

Chicago possibly. Okay, I was recently. I guess Dayton, Ohio. No, okay. Anyway, I was doing it. I was like, oh man, like we it was. It was hard to sell tickets. And I found it. I told you. I told you. I said that night. Billy Joel was there. Adam Sandler was there. Oh, yeah, he had 52s with it. Lanna. It was Atlanta. I remember.

Yeah, the two shows there was a free concert in the park and then young gravy was there. I was like, I know about it. I don't think I know young gravy. So I looked at young gravy Atlanta. Also headquarters all state. Oh, right. Yeah, all state arena. That's where they play. So it's just just an option. If the umbrella coverage. Think about all. Okay, I will. I will think about that. Because everything's on the table. So yeah, I looked up and I googled young gravy. And then I listened to a couple of songs. I was cracking up and I texted up like there's a dude named young gravy. The place playing here. And his I said one of the lyrics in the first song I listened to is I went to the store for some chocolate.

I don't even milk came home with a thick chocolate covered milk. Yes. And you said young gravy was supposed to be on our podcast possibly. Yes, young gravy. We felt that just because of what you know that what was leading up to we're like, sounds going to die for about eight weeks. Yeah, yeah.

So we knew we're going to drop dead for eight weeks. And in that time, we were, you know, you were like, oh, let's see if we can get comparable coos someone even in the in the in the in the or of south. And the first name was young gravy that came to our mind. And he lives out in Minnesota.

And was was in New York. And we were going to try to coordinate it. And all that. But we couldn't but we still are talking to young gravy.

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