My Daughter's Christening | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 112

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0	Guys, what's up? We are back on the road again as the impractical jokers tour the United States of America in practicaljokers live.com
0:07.5	We're going to be in Reading, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Camden, New Jersey, Boston
0:13.0	Prudential Center in Newark and UBS arena, Long Island just to name a few all the tickets are on sale right now
0:18.3	We're touring through July and we're adding more dates in practicaljokers live.com. I'm going to every single one
0:23.4	When on my off time what I'm going to do is I'm going I'll be in Phoenix, Arizona
0:28.4	January 26 to 28. That's this Thursday to Saturday at the stand-up live
0:33.4	Christy Comedy dot com for Tiki wiki's February 1st and 2nd Cleveland, Ohio, Hilarities almost all the shows are sold out
0:39.1	But go see if you can get tickets
0:40.6	Stanford, Connecticut, February 16th to 17th and Vancouver, February 22nd, February 24th Fresno, February 25th San Jose
0:48.6	26 Sacramento and then Florida on there in March is Christy Comedy dot com for Tiki wiki's just we're gonna
0:54.4	Sal's gonna do my shows. I'm gonna do South shows. It's gonna be a whole come to all the shows
1:16.4	You all know me still the same OG, but I've been low key
1:19.4	Hey, the bomb mostly is hey, there's no cheese no deals no cheese no wheels no keys no both no snowmobile
1:25.4	No skis mad at me because I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries
1:29.5	Got a crib with a studio in the soft for the tracks to head for the wall for the plaques hanging up in the office and back of my house like trophies
1:36.2	You all think I'm gonna go freeze?
1:38.0	Oh please you bet about down on both knees who you think taught you to smoke trees who you think brought you to old ease
1:43.8	Easy ease ice cubes and D.O. C's this new D.O. Double G's and a group that said mother fucked up pole
1:49.3	These gave you a tape full of dope beats to bone when he's doing the hood when your album says one
1:53.7	Dude's good who's a doctorly told you to go see y'all better listen up closely
1:57.4	Or you have any said that I turn pop on the firm flop y'all the reason that they ain't gonna get no sleep
2:02.4	So fuck y'all all of y'all you don't like me blow me
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