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That's right! Ask me! Ask us! Ask we! It is 2020! You are cruising into the new year, new look, new bra, new breakfast, new all the things that we pitched to you on this show. I'm Aliza, this is Ask Aliza anything. First I can, I was like, what is it? I was, I was, for a second, because I almost had the old podcast. With me, as always, is my stalwart, wart-filled companion.

Emily, and we got hot Scotty number one in the booth! Hot Scotty number one! Number one hot Scotty! Hot Scotty number two! Number two hot Scotty! Hi guys! People are going to be so relieved that Scotty's back. He's back! You guys, you got a lot of questions, we're going to start you off right! Start you off true in 2020! So let's get to the questions that make your world go round and round. Kick it! Brandy Priests! Hello! I'm getting married in a month! This would have happened several years ago. Several years ago? No, but

we're getting into your backlog of questions. Hey, don't start this episode with, you sound like a turtle. Really, Priests. Put some pep in your step. No, in your rump. You're your turtle voice. We're bringing that back this for our early 2000s. Remember how we sounded in a book? Talk like like a radio person. Brandy Priests! That was just loud. That was good. Hello. I'm getting married in a month. We won't be moving in together until after we're married. Do you have any advice for living together? Was there anything that surprised you?

I asked you the first time you lived with Smoky Husky. Some context. I'm 30 and he's 35, and neither of us have lived with a significant other. We've been together for about two years. Maybe you already live together. I don't know. Probably already living together. But also you should have lived together before. Wait, what'd you just say? We've lived together for two years. We've been together for about two years. Should have done it already. You want to see if you're going to buy that cow? That cow's got bad hygiene and the bathroom habits. No, I didn't have any problems.

The men that I tend to date and or the one that I married or low maintenance. My husband owns a shirt. The guy's got two pairs of shoes for his giant feet and the rest of the house is mine. That's not even a stereotype. I get a corner and she gets the whole glove that girls have more stuff. I hope he's clean. But the truth is, the girls are the dirty ones. Watch out. Check in with him. Be like, hey, am I a lady pig? Let me know. I'm a little piggy. I was saying yes.

I was like, it's amazing how the maid comes and the house goes from in that unit to like a little cluttered to what happened to the bomb go off. And then she comes the next day and the cycle starts again. So make sure I guess make sure that you're not the piglet. But I also I wouldn't stand for like if he leaves dishes in the sink. I'd be like, hey, I'm not your house mom says a frant, but your dishes are well. But you've already started living together. Yeah, way to start it out with a dope note, Emily. I here's the thing. Somebody else is wondering the same thing.

When it comes to living together, you know, people love to act like they're such loners. This is not you. But people love to be like, I like animals, not people. It's very human to cohabitate with another human. And it's totally okay to be alone. But just remember it's not about anything other than respect when you live with someone else, respecting their space, their habits, and then respecting you. That's what it comes down to. So remember that in the way that you treat your things around them. That being said, it's

always been said, my shit is everywhere. That's right. I miss the toilet frequently. I can't confirm I live with a woman too. And yeah, just blatter fans are going to be so mad now that you live with a woman. I know what I do in the middle of the night because women pee more than men. How can you assume gender urinary patterns? I pee in the middle of the night and I don't flush it because I think it makes you know a noise and I don't know if he's sleeping. So I save up all my pee in the night and then I flush in the morning. Uh huh.

That being said, if I ever walked in and all of his pee was in the toilet, I would leave. But I save up that pee so I'm not wasting flushes in the night and waking anyone up. But I don't want to see his pee because boy pee is gross.

Boys are gross. It's a chivalrous move. I'm a chivalrous lady. Save up your pee, save water. Come on.

Camiga Raya Durel. Hey, Liza, big fan from Buenos Aires.

Oh, oh, I'm a freelance translator. And even though my portfolio is much bigger than when I first started, I tend to freak out on downtime.

My brain knows there's always a new project coming, but I can't seem to stop worrying on the days I don't get any and I've been getting awful migraines lately.

Any advice on how to chill on those days? Oh, I totally get it. I totally get it because I...

I live... that's how my career is. Like, there are days I talk about this frequently. Like, the phone just doesn't ring. And while it used to drive me crazy, but the truth is, oftentimes there is nothing you can do.

If you've truly... you've sent out all your resumes, you've made all your connections, all your follow-up phone calls, all your phone calls, if you've done everything in your power, you have to let the universe do its work.

Especially if you have evidence that the work keeps replenishing itself, you've got...

I remember years ago, I was dating another comic that's sort of been like 10 years ago. I can't believe I'm old enough that I can even say 10 years ago and I wasn't like one.

And I was stressed about some shit, some bullshit, and he was like, sometimes all you can do is go to the pool.

And I remember thinking like, he's easy for you to say, you've got work. I don't know what's going on.

But then we went to the pool at the Roosevelt, because our friend worked there, so it was free. And I got like a bananas movie.

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