DCXCVI. Butt Mitzvah (Jim Florentine & Robbie Bernstein)
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
GaS Digital Network
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2021
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Jim Florentine and Robbie Bernstein join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss what it would be like if Luis and Shannon Freaky Friday'd, Walmart using the n-word in a customer email blast, zombie sex-crazed cicadas, the woman who fell off a roof during a party, Mind Meld between Jim and Robbie, a Florida high school altering yearbook photos to conceal female students' cleavage, Luis working as a bouncer, crowd surfing, being successful at catcalling, Elliot Page's first topless photo post surgery, sex accidents, monkey attacks and so much more!
(Air date: May 26th, 2021)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. What up, motherfuckus? |
| 0:13.2 | It's the real-ass podcast. |
| 0:15.2 | It's a boy, Louis Shay Gomez. |
| 0:16.7 | We're a rattlesnake, a real-last dude, ultimate minority, |
| 0:19.0 | join Jett of comedy. |
| 0:19.7 | I got a lot of names. |
| 0:20.6 | International Superzor Zach Pimico. Hey, how you deal, buddy. It's funny, he's a psycho. of NICO. |
| 0:23.0 | Hey deal buddy. |
| 0:24.0 | He's a psycho. |
| 0:25.0 | He's a real-ass dude. |
| 0:26.0 | I was double-teaming this chick with her husband. |
| 0:28.0 | Now he's selling Coke in heaven. |
| 0:29.0 | Are you fucking ready, mother-fuckers? |
| 0:31.0 | It's the only real podcast left out there. |
| 0:34.0 | We're back. |
| 0:41.0 | We're back. |
| 0:42.0 | It's the real-ass podcast. It's Wednesday. It's the only show that I'm in |
| 0:46.0 | studio for this week. Shannon, how nice is it feel to not have near-end? You love it, don't you, |
| 0:50.9 | you fucking asshole? I think your your specter wants her regardless of your presence. |
| 0:57.1 | My specter. You hang over her head. |
| 1:00.0 | What's a spatter or what a specter is? A ghost? |
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