DCXCIII. Brood Shouldered (Sean Patton And Sidney Gantt)
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
GaS Digital Network
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Sean Patton and Sidney Gant join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss the difference a big penis makes in fighting, remembering New Jack, the upcoming 17-year cicada swarm, the right way to eat a lobster roll and deshell a crawfish, where people should go in eat in New York, Guess The News - Israel and the Hamas, learning to parkour, Sean's edible invention ideas, the police being banned from the gay pride parade and so much more!
(Air date: May 17th, 2021)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:13.2 | No, no, it's the real last podcast. |
| 0:15.0 | It's Chip Boy, Louis Shay Gomez. |
| 0:16.8 | We're a rattlesnake, a little guy, a lot of names. |
| 0:20.6 | International Super |
| 0:22.8 | Zagamiko. Hey, little buddy. |
| 0:23.3 | He's a psycho. He's a real ass dude. |
| 0:25.7 | I was double-teaming this chick with her husband. |
| 0:27.7 | Now he's selling Coke in heaven. |
| 0:29.3 | Are you fucking ready, motherfuckers? |
| 0:31.8 | It's the only real podcast left out there. |
| 0:34.0 | Here we go, baby, boys. It's the real podcast. It's your boy Louis Jay Gomez. |
| 0:46.6 | What's up on the fuckers? |
| 0:48.2 | Brup, put up, put up, put up, put up. Stand up. Pull your car over right now. Stop your car. Stop your fucking car. Get out. |
| 0:56.0 | Stand on top of the fucking hood and fucking scream that you're a real ass dude. Let everyone |
| 1:01.2 | know that it's Monday, it's |
| 1:03.7 | fucking May 17th, you're a real ass fucking dude and you're not going to take it |
| 1:08.5 | no more. Today's the fucking day, go buy a gun. Today you're going to |
| 1:12.2 | fucking you're going to threaten somebody with a gun. Today's your day. Who are you going to threaten today? |
| 1:18.0 | You. |
| 1:20.0 | Ooh. |
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