meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Amelia Project

Day 9

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2024

⏱️ 19 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/ Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Today's episode is brought to you by Progressive Insurance.

0:03.0

What if comparing car insurance rates was as easy as putting on your favorite podcast?

0:07.0

With Progressive? It is.

0:09.0

Just visit the Progressive website to quote with all the coverages you want.

0:13.0

You'll see Progressive's Direct Rate,

0:15.0

then their tool will provide options from other companies

0:17.5

so you can compare.

0:18.5

All you need to do is choose the rate and coverage you like.

0:21.0

Quote today at Progressive.com to join the over 28 million drivers who trust progressive

0:26.0

progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates

0:28.3

comparison rates are not available in all states or situations

0:31.3

prices vary based on how you buy.

0:34.0

Hello dear listeners, you've reached the Amelia Project.

0:36.7

If you're enjoying this series and would like to support our work, please consider becoming

0:40.8

a patron from just $2 by visiting Amelia Podcast.com and going to support the show.

0:47.0

You'll be able to listen ad free and get to watch a behind-the-scenes video and get early access

0:52.0

once we're ready to release season 5 part 3.

0:55.0

Day 9 is dedicated to our patron Kirtney Mays Renson

0:59.0

who will get lobotomized by a cork while trying to open a wine bottle at a business dinner.

1:04.1

Kirtney will reappear as a seal and dolphin trainer in Rostock.

1:08.3

Thanks, Kirtney Mays Rinson, and thanks to all our patrons who allow us to keep telling stories. What's this? A letter from Dorothy Hollingworth?

1:25.0

How the hell did that get here?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Philip Thorne, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Philip Thorne and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.