Day 8

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/ Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/12-deaths-of-christmas Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello dear Amelia listeners, you've reached the Amelia Project, happy new year.
0:05.7	This year we hope to continue our regular series, but we can only do that with your help.
0:11.9	We've started recording season 5 part 3 but if you want to help us complete it
0:16.3	please do consider becoming a patron from just two dollars. And since it's New Year's Day
0:21.5	if you become a patron today on the 1st of January,
0:24.8	I will personally send you an Amelia postcard from Paris to wherever in the world you are.
0:31.5	To become a patron, go to Amelia Podcast.com and click on support the show.
0:37.0	Day 8 is dedicated to our patron Florian Bayas who will use the Dutch railway system to disappear.
0:45.0	Legends say that Florian's ghost will reappear in 50 years in some forgotten rural train station,
0:52.0	but by then he'll be enjoying his life as a chocolatier in Gothenburg.
0:56.0	Thank you, Florian, and thank you to all our patrons. Oh, my head.
1:07.0	my head.
1:17.0	Shh, ugh, noisy cup. Please, I'm just trying to make coffee.
1:25.0	Why is everything so loud?
1:29.0	Oh, no, my tummy. Oh, I shouldn't have. Oh, I definitely shouldn't have. I'm fine.
1:40.0	I'm fine. I'm fine I'm fine. Milk. Milk. Milk. No black coffee for this tummy. Definitely not.
1:51.2	Nope. Nope. Where?
1:55.0	Oh, shit, we're...
1:58.0	Oh shit, we're out.
2:01.0	Do you want it fresh?
2:04.8	What's that?
2:05.8	I can milk some for you.
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