All right, it's fucking double digits. Thank you for joining me for date 10 podcast as we drift in the day 11

the day 10 double digits in the can and if it weren't for you helping me with my lifelong struggle

with cigarettes and alcohol and red meat and television and sloth

gluttony I

Wouldn't be where I am today

I am

This is the first time we've had a guest on because Alex you might remember Alex

He's been on the podcast before talking fantastic stories about his early encounter with hunter as Thompson

We had a fun time

The practicing or semi-practicing fake Catholic Catholic

Who's given up cigarettes for lent? So he's six days into my 10 and I didn't want to get together with you either because

two drunks and

You haven't been drinking at all no not at all because I equate cigarettes and drinking so closely

That's why I had to keep myself at two a day, which I've cheated into the three

It's ongoing thing. I don't count Bailey's coffee as drinking

I got some egg nog from Walmart with this made with some brandy and rum and shit for coffee. I don't count those as cocktails

No, who would know it?

I'll tell you who would a fucking 15 year old girl that found that their parents liquor cabinet

That's all they had and they they drank it all in a sleep over and barved from the sugar and not even the booze

And then looked at each other's pussy's the way they planned on anyway

Lisa has more hair

Well, if you want to count drinks that's what we're doing zombie night mother fucker

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