Happy days are here again. That's right ladies and gentlemen we're back in the

fun house. Hey sorry about last night I told you that to tune in for that that

resort rescue that some kind of a bar rescue knockoff which is a knockoff of

seven other fucking programs but it was featuring the copper queen hotel here in

Bizby with some of my friends on it and I told you to set that on the travel

channel resort rescue for seven o'clock tonight. Well it was fucking seven o'clock

this morning is when it was on so I haven't recorded I didn't watch it. I was

first run. Yeah. Seven eight. Yeah. You know you have a quality program when

you're on fucking triple digit channel fucking travel channel and you're

premiering at seven a.m. That's when you show premieres. Not to mention you're

in Bizby. Look at the complain about it. Right. So I was gonna I was gonna break

my 30 days of no television part where I just keep rewriting rules all the

time. You know Bailey's in coffee. No that doesn't count as one of my cocktails. I

can have a fucking Bailey's coffee that doesn't count ever and I added a hard

cider to that list today of things. I didn't even have one but I saw one in the

fridge and go you know what you can have a hard cider because that's when I'm

drinking normally I drink fucking hard cider. If you walk into a restaurant and

all your friends are there having like you know they're out for lunch and having

some lunch cocktails and they go oh you want to have a drink and you go oh fuck if

I start drinking now and you do your math if you're anything like me you go no I

can't because I have to drink tonight and if I start drinking now I will won't

stop but if I have a hard cider I can have a hard cider and that's not gonna

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