Hello, Ian.

Hello.

I was looking, hello, very good to talk to you.

I hope you've had a good week, although if my reading of the guest list is correct, I think you missed out on the invitation of the week, didn't you?

Were you at that president's club, do?

Or like everybody else, did you arrive and leave before anything happened so i never saw

nothing go i'm glad you said arrive rather than another word um i have never been to anything like

that and i can't imagine a worse kind of thing to go to and i mean i think a lot of canter's been

talked about it this week if I'm honest but

how would you how would anyone really get any enjoyment out of an evening like that unless you

are just a sad loser loser perv of a kind of guy why would you want to even go to something

like that if you knew what it was i think you've just answered your

question haven't you and what's more you get to cover up being a sad loser perv sort of a guy

by saying it's okay because i'm doing it for charity yeah so what do you think's been the cant

what's been the cant about i think the cant cant is that there are quite a few women-only

events up and down the country, particularly on a Friday or Saturday night. Butler's in the

buff, Chippendales, Dream Boys, all of those sorts of things. And anybody who's ever attended any

of those events, and I know two or three women that have,

I don't know if you have, Jackie, and the things that go on at those events, I think, make

what happened at the president's dinner, shall we say, rather tame by comparison.

Yeah, but I think there are some important differences.

Well, yes, you're right, there are, but let's not pretend that it doesn't go the other way.

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