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Entrepreneurs on Fire

David Sedaris' Commencement Address

Entrepreneurs on Fire

John Lee Dumas

Business, Careers, Entrepreneurship

4.84.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

David Sedaris Oberlin College Commencement Speaker Monday, May 28, 2018.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Boom! Shake the room, Fire Nation! JLD here and welcome to Entrepreneurs on Fire, brought

0:08.6

to you by the HubSpot Podcast Network with great shows like the MarTech Podcast. Today

0:13.9

we'll be sharing a special episode that is part of a series that we've created of

0:18.2

the greatest graduation speeches of all time. There have been some fantastic commencement

0:23.3

talks over the past few decades and we've collected the best of the best for you to enjoy

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0:51.2

And welcome to David Sedars' commencement speech to O'Rulean College back on May 28, 2018.

1:00.9

Thank you so much for having me and for presenting me with this honorary degree. It's not

1:06.1

necessarily better than the one I earned by going to classes and putting myself into

1:09.4

debts but I'm trying to collect a stack of them before I die so I really appreciate

1:14.3

it. Like most of you, I'm incredibly grateful for the education I received, a good public

1:19.3

school followed by college. I went to three and all looking for the right fits. The first

1:24.6

two were okay but midway through my sophomore year I got heavy into drugs and dropped out.

1:30.0

Everyone said that was it. I made an irreparable mistake at the age of 20 and I could never

1:34.6

correct it. But I did. The place that I eventually graduated from, the School of the Art Institute

1:40.0

of Chicago has its qualities but is nowhere near O'Rulean when it comes to academics.

1:45.2

It might be different now but in 1984 if you could draw Snoopy on a cocktail napkin

1:50.0

URN. I received my backler of our degree back in 1987 when I was 30 years old. Our commencement

1:57.2

speaker was a conceptual artist named Vito Aconci. He'd done a lot but was best known

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