David's Drunk Texts + Escort Demand Skyrockets!

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David are back rocking their wildest hair yet. David kicks things off with golfing stories alongside Jon Lovitz, receiving a CRAZY drunk midnight text, and witnessing the biggest French loaf he’s ever seen on television (it’ll make sense once you tune in). Dana then dives into recent revelations around AI and Sydney Sweeney’s new underwear line, Syrn, before they jump into the news with riveting stories like why escort demand is skyrocketing. And FINALLY, they decide what Fly On The Wall fans should officially be called. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	People on earth will be really skinny and unemployed.
0:05.0	So just people,
0:06.0	No job, but look great.
0:12.0	Mid six figures, like maybe a half million to climb a skyscraper in Singapore.
0:17.0	That cat made more for that commercial on the right.
0:19.0	I'm never excited. Like you were like, hey, cool, a wiener.
0:22.5	You know, I'm like, no, don't, don't, just, let's, I mean.
0:26.1	Jumped on my heated rivalry group, chat.
0:29.0	I'm not going to testify for nobody, man.
0:32.8	Hey, man, I'm out of here.
0:34.7	I took a jacuzzi, sue me.
0:42.3	Dude, what's going to hell in a handbasket. Well, take her easy, Pappy.
0:44.3	The world's always got troubles.
0:46.3	We'll be coming back.
0:48.3	But Duke, I'm scared.
0:50.3	I don't want to hear it, Pappy.
0:52.3	Don't make me do what I did last time.
0:55.8	Okay, Duke, I'll try to be brave.
0:58.2	And here you are, ladies and gentlemen, welcoming David Spade on flying the wall.
1:06.5	First YouTube comment, who are these people?
1:09.5	Well, that's why it makes me laugh.
1:11.4	It's funny.
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