Bert Kreischer (IN STUDIO): Drinking Beers & Hacking Comedy

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 12.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

The guys welcome Bert Kreischer into the studio. They cover Dana’s unhinged diet, how to drink like Bert without wrecking your next day, and how young Bert cleverly locked in job security at comedy clubs before anyone knew his name. Bert also breaks down his rules for recording a comedy special and what it actually means to “hack” comedy. And in perhaps the most important reveal of all—Bert explains how his dad knew Pete Davidson not because of SNL… but for a very different reason. You’ll want to hear that part. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm trying to live in the 140s. Don't be mad. So what I do is...
0:03.8	140s. I f***ed X-Henert 140. My dad, when I was a kid, anytime you ever saw two dudes together, look at these two gay guys.
0:13.1	And then one day, I go, do you think they're saying that about us? And he goes, oh, God, I hope not.
0:19.4	You find out that a lot of your friends
0:22.5	they like you where you are. They like you
0:24.6	where you are. Yeah.
0:26.6	Let's not get crazy. This is
0:28.5	the third time I've texted you. I swear to God,
0:31.0	if you don't reply, I'm going to
0:32.6	come to your house, inject AIDS
0:34.6	into you and light your house on fire, and kill
0:36.5	your fucking children. The next test. test my bad that was for my sister all right Dana we had
0:44.3	Bert Kreischer on I think on again right he's been on before it was our second time
0:49.9	we did it a few couple months ago and we did it in the studio where you're sitting
0:55.7	for flying a while.
0:56.8	Oh, yeah.
0:58.1	Up close, personal.
0:59.3	We all took our shirts off as an homage.
1:02.6	No, I didn't.
1:03.5	I was requested to keep mine on by America.
1:08.6	Yeah, I took my shirt off, and you looked over, and I don't want to talk out of school,
1:13.2	but you did faint.
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