David Lucas Blew It With SZA | First Date with Lauren Compton | Ep. 18

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2023

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of First Date, Lauren is joined by David Lucas to talk about rejections, sugar mamas, and blowing his chance with SZA. David discusses what to expect when you’re dating a touring comic and the benefits of dating women who have suffered. Lauren gives out a lot of red flags in this one and David doesn’t seem to mind one bit. Other topics include: threesomes, bondage, and Taylor Swift. Is David undateable? Lauren seems to think so. Enjoy! https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on first days.
0:02.0	Black penis does not belong in white vagina.
0:05.0	Y'all go crazy.
0:06.7	No matter the length.
0:07.8	The smarter you are, I think it's the worst your pussy gonna be.
0:11.0	Really? Damn my pussy must suck. What you got?
0:14.8	P. H. D? No. Oh, well you good. I made your exes. Oh, oh. Oh, oh. Oh, my gosh, that's the funniest thing I've ever. I'm so excited to see you tonight. First Day, baby.
0:33.0	I can't wait.
0:35.0	First day, I can't wait.
0:39.0	First day.
0:40.0	First day. And just like that, hi guys, my name is Lauren Compton. Welcome to another episode of
0:49.5	first date where we find out what it's like to date the person in the hot seat.
0:55.0	My guest today is a single touring comedian.
0:58.0	He was born in Miami, moved to Georgia, well raised in Georgia, moved to LA at 19.
1:03.4	He's a Capricorn and has huge hands.
1:05.8	He's also been in a Super Bowl commercial.
1:08.4	You can see him on Kill Tony.
1:11.2	Give it up for my guess today you guys.
1:13.0	David Lucas.
1:15.0	All right, David, so here's how this is gonna go.
1:17.8	I've got a menu here.
1:18.8	Let's go.
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