David Gborie Loves a Party

So True with Caleb Hearon

Headgum

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 975 Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Welcome! This week’s guest is the hilarious David Gborie! David and Caleb talk hairless cats, Denver, an encounter with a man holding a falcon, the Taylor Swift effect on football, bandanas, and much more!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. I was so scared, David. I was like literally on my grandma's computer on Myspace in Iowa. Like everyone's outside playing and I would sneak in. And I had a fake Myself, I had like a secret Myspace account. You had a secret gay Myspace? Yes, yes. And I'd be like, I am 13. I live in Missouri. I'm gay. What do I do? That's literally their biggest fear. Do it truly.
0:23.4	Like with my space, I'm 13. I live in Missouri. I'm gay. What do I do? That's literally their biggest fear.
0:22.1	True.
0:23.4	Like when MySpace popped, everybody was like, what if my son has a secret gay MySpace?
0:36.3	David, what the hell is going on, brother? I can't, you know. You are looking good. Thank you. You're looking handsome, I said, when I walked in. I really liked that. You look good? I really appreciate that. You just moved back to L.A.? I'm in it. I got a cropped shirt. You're engaged? I'm engaged. Which is crazy. I got an Old Navy shirt.
0:55.4	I'm engaged. Shit's up. It's, man, we can't lose right now. Shit's up, dude. I'm gonna fucking get in the market. Big guys are winning right now. Come on, dog. Did you know we could go to Old Navy like that? Yes. Well, you can't actually go. You have to order from the way. That would be disgusting.
1:12.4	No.
1:13.1	They don't carry our order from the web.
1:12.1	That would be disgusting.
1:12.6	No.
1:17.1	They don't carry our size in the stores because there's no room for us to all be in there.
1:19.0	You have to order from the website.
1:21.9	And then they'll send it to you.
1:26.2	I was getting screwed on DXL for most of my career. DXL has provided to me, they've held me down in times when I needed them.
1:32.0	I can't go too hard on DXL.
1:34.1	But, brother, let's be really honest.
1:36.7	I know, it's tough.
1:37.5	They're long and they're golf shirts, all of them.
1:39.3	As many, when have you used a DXL point in your fucking life?
1:43.4	I don't use the points. That's bullshit. That's crazy. Because it's full price polo. It's double-price polo, maybe. They're expensive. Yeah, man. It was the first time I knew I was doing well in my life when I could just go to DXL.com and ball like, I'm just going to fire off a shirt right now.
2:01.3	Yeah, but bawling out was like two hoodies.
2:03.4	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But old Navy, they got me right. I'm cropping. Old Navy's, you're looking good. Old Navy's doing you right. Also, I'll tell you Target. Target, yeah. Target will Loki have some good men stuff. My wife pleaser is from Target.
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