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Yeah, there was nowhere to bring that. I don't know where I would have reported such a thing.

Yeah. And also like unpaid internships, are those not a thing anymore?

I'm sure they are, but I don't think I, I don't think I could get away with having an unpaid intern. Yeah, people will come out for you. I've looked into it. I think you know that you and I would have,

and I know I say this to a lot of women and it's like a theme of the show, but you and I would have a beautiful life together. I didn't know that was the theme of the show. I do. I say it a lot, but I mean. We do have a beautiful life together. Like you and I specifically, I think I would have different beautiful lives with other women, but you and I, our beautiful life is like, we live in a cottage.

Our house would be amazing. We're always wearing, like, you know those sweaters that have, like, the really thick collar, like, the cardigans with the really big collar? The wooden buttons. Yes. We're both wearing those and, like, wearing our glasses like this and being like, did you read that? On the porch. Did you read that? Did you hear about Taylor Swift and Travis?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're like going over the news of the day, drinking tea and slippers.

So. did you read that on the porch did you read that did you hear about Taylor did you read about yeah yeah yeah we're like going over the news of the day drinking

tea and slippers so cute oh we have 10 dogs running around where do we live

where is it I think like probably East Coast yeah like because this is like settled down

vibes you and I are probably this is later in life yeah and this in this life you and I

mean I'm trying to get you to can city of course in real life yeah in this life we we live on

like a coastal town in Maine or something martha vineyard fresh London London love we did live

there together we did live in London briefly three weeks yeah that's living together did we

I don't know if I ever told on this story the way that that Airbnb host tried to scam us. Oh my God. And I got my lick back. But you were so right that like we had such problems with her. And I think you said like this is an issue to us now and feels like the biggest thing in the world. But a week from now, we will not remember what the problem was and why we were mad.

And it's true for me.

She was really pissing us off.

And in the moment of us both being pissed off, I was like, in a week we'll forget this and we won't care. It ever happened. It's exactly what happened. Yeah, that is what happened. There was something about towels. Oh. We asked her, we were staying in an Airbnb for three weeks.

We rented in a bar, a flat for three weeks.

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