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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

David Blaine STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND! with Robert Kelly | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 89

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Robert Kelly from the You Know What DUDE podcast! His new special Kill Box is out now on Louieck.com! WATCH THAT! Chris only gets half a glass of water today!!! Bobby has to poop BAD.....can he make it the whole show squeezing?!? Pimp got Chris some fun birthday gifts! The boys talk about poop in its many forms. Bobby talks about his weight loss journey. Take control of your life! Why is dealing with doctors so hard? Bobby's new diet. David Blaine stole Chris ex gf. Boston pop quizz for Bobby! Louie CK directed Bobby's new special. Wedding gone wrong! Bobby loves to scream. Fighting is a love language. The myth of the comedy cellar table from the 90s. Chris and Bobby answer some patreon questions! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS adamandeve.com code chaos trymiracle.com/chaos betterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos today. My guest first time ever on the show the man who needs no introduction legend

0:12.6

Uh in the New York comedy scene Robert Kelly aka Bobby Kelly aka Bob Kelly. What's up? That's you give me the same aka

0:21.8

Yeah, because somebody K the dude

0:23.8

aka chub tits. Yeah, no not anymore not anymore, but you can still aka Bobby the sleeve

0:34.2

aka banana stomach

0:37.2

Dude how does you oh thank you so much. I asked for it. Give me half a cup of water. I'm

0:42.7

What the fuck is this?

0:47.1

This is weird though to actually get a cup of water usually when you do a show it's a bottle

0:51.1

Yeah of water like somebody goes to bj and you get a bottle water. This is actually like

0:56.3

1978. Yeah, what you're doing is from an apartment. I mean legally do this show here

1:01.3

They think that I just rented this apartment. I literally cuz I got thrown out of my house, but we're really doing a podcast

1:06.4

They don't think you're running dudes from up here

1:09.0

Yeah, a middle-aged guy that was fat a week ago. Yeah, I'm going to see Christy. Yeah, I'm gonna come up here and get a slide massage

1:15.6

You have a flower shirt on I do back our back-to-back guests have been

1:18.5

Uh you this today with the flower shirt and last week was Jeffrey Gurryon who came up with his hair up to here

1:24.4

I'm gonna follow Jeffrey. Yeah, it's dude. It's almost impossible

1:27.6

He came in and was doing stock material from like 1985. It was crazy. There's something

1:32.6

I really like they do dude. Oh, we love him. There's something iconic about him you have he's like blondie

1:38.4

Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, he's like yeah like I like I would I go see blondie in concert? No

1:43.2

But I like I'd fucking hang out

1:45.2

Dude Jeffrey was pulling balloons and spoons out of his pocket. It was like I was like a clown show

1:50.4

He was a dentist. He was a dentist. I think he still is

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