Davi Wants Parents To Stop Doing This In Public!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 6 May 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The virtue as a parent we've all been there. You know you got your kids you're still in diapers right and you're in public and |
| 0:07.5 | You get that first with oh |
| 0:10.1 | Sorry, thank God knows I'm my kid |
| 0:12.1 | Then you do the butt sniff then as a parent right what do we do? |
| 0:15.0 | He lift up our kids and we put our nose right in our ass. I never understood that until now |
| 0:19.4 | And you literally have to do that to confirm whether or not there's feces in the diapers |
| 0:24.3 | That's not that different than dogs |
| 0:27.0 | In each other's butts. Well, I guess even worse than that mo because once you smell it |
| 0:30.9 | Then you ask your significant other |
| 0:32.9 | Hey, I just put my ass in our kids |
| 0:35.4 | You're nose |
| 0:36.9 | Yeah, yeah, no, it's in his ass. Yeah, now it's your turn |
| 0:40.1 | Not for clarification just because you need to do it because I had to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right basically the trick |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, the trick there is you know you know your kid has a dirty diaper |
| 0:49.4 | Right, but you ask your significant other to smell and they're the ones now holding the child |
| 0:54.0 | There's now their responsibility to change the diaper |
| 0:58.3 | I was like you guys are just like I need a second opinion on this yeah on this load here like take a way |
| 1:03.5 | Yeah, I do need a second opinion dovey and I need you to be holding the child when it's confirmed |
| 1:07.7 | So you can change the diaper |
| 1:09.7 | It will happen obviously your kid doesn't know the timing |
| 1:13.7 | So it will poop anywhere at any time in public and you've got decisions to make where we're gonna change this kid |
| 1:20.1 | Dovey says she understands, but there's one place maybe we should reconsider and they can poop anywhere anytime |
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