Davi Traded Therapy for Target

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🗓️ 27 May 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Davi reached out to her therapist for an emergency session, but she was unavailable and out of town. In immediate need of some chemical boosting during a panic attack, Davi opted for retail therapy at Target... and it worked like a charm! She set out to release some important hormones - Dopamine, Oxytocin, Serotonin, and Endorphins. Listen to find out how she achieved the completely fulfilling Target therapy session. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get it the virtue.
0:01.7	I don't be so your therapist was unavailable.
0:05.0	Yeah, you chose to go to Target instead and you swear it works.
0:08.3	I swear it works.
0:09.3	So have you ever, you know, called your therapist and you're like,
0:13.2	it's an emergency, Amy.
0:14.6	And she's like, I'm with someone and then I'm like,
0:17.5	out of town with my daughter tomorrow.
0:19.7	You know, so I was like, I'm not going to be able to talk to my therapist.
0:24.3	Oh, you didn't pull a, what about Bob?
0:26.0	No, what is that?
0:27.2	I've seen that movie long time ago.
0:29.2	Oh, with Bill Murray.
0:30.3	He just went to his house, right?
0:32.2	His lake house.
0:33.1	And he ended up befriending the family.
0:35.0	Mm-hmm.
0:35.5	That movie is so, I feel like that movie is so underrated and it is so funny.
0:39.7	Best scene ever is him at their kitchen table eating the chicken.
0:42.5	And he's just like,
0:43.1	I'm miss the best chicken for the first time.
0:46.2	Not just in Richard Dreifist was like, get out, get out.
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