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The virtue of the week is going to be way easier because cheating is one thing,

but it's a completely different level when you use an excuse that is so disrespectful and such an insult.

Yeah, I got more of these.

You guys remember when I was saying Jack DeVero on Twitter was like,

hey, ladies, what's the worst lie you've ever heard come out of your man's mouth?

Because apparently men are very creative with their lies.

And then the Twitter thread is just gone bananas and people are still adding to it.

So I was like, we got to just get some more of these.

Let's roll.

But I was like, was Jack saying that so we could have some really good lies and excuses in his back pocket?

Oh, these weren't good.

Then I read them.

And I was like, no, no one should try to use these again.

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