Good afternoon, Michael Malice here. Let that be your welcome for the next two hours.

We are live here in Sunnyville, Milwaukee, where it is hotter than JFK's house. I am here

to be delighted to be hosting Dave Rubens Return the Internet. You have been off the

Internet for all of August. Yes. This has been a show you do every year when you go back

on the air. I am sitting in the same chair that Glenn Beck, Larry Elder, Ben Shapiro and

Michael Nelson farted in. I'm adding my own set to that and we're going to be filling you in

on what happened over the last month. I have literally, I just want to be very, very clear about

this as you know, but I want everyone to know this watch is I have literally no idea what's going

on in the world. We're at the Republican debate right now and everyone's coming up to me at the

hotel and at the airport. David's crazy. It's crazy. I'm just like don't talk to me. Don't tell me

anything. I have no idea. I will tell you one. I do have one thing that I think may be happened.

Do you want to just get that right up top? Absolutely. By contextual clue, I do think a celebrity

who I like died. We're going to open up the two celebrity deaths. Okay. So I'll hold that.

I just say one other thing before we begin and then this is your program to take us wherever

you want to go. I have been in a Mexican rain forest for the last two weeks amongst the monkeys

and the silence and the rain and doing absolutely nothing. I forgot my wallet yesterday going

to the airport because I just haven't had any wallets or phones or anything. I forgot my belt

today. I'm wearing a target belt right now. I use our secret code and say don't you know who I am?

Well, two guys recognize me at TSA, but they still they apparently they don't take a random guy saying

oh yeah, that's Dave Rubin to let you through. I had to be taken into Homeland Security. Anyway,

I made it to Milwaukee. I don't even know who's here. I try. I do not know. I don't know if Trump

is coming. I have no idea what's going on. Enlighten me, Michael. I assume everything got better in the

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