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Good afternoon, Michael Malas here. Let that be your welcome for the next hour. This is going to be a really fun and exciting episode because we have with us my dear friend

comedian Dave Landau. He's the opposite of Dave Smith your jokes land and you've got some a lot of good news to talk to us about. You also I want to talk about your new comedy special, which is called a prison 10. I can't wait to want to watch it. It's going to be awesome. Now let's talk about the exciting good news you have. You have a and by the way, Dave is the only person. Well, not the only but I trust a Dave to

you guest host my show Nightshade my beloved long lost show which I miss dearly so I do have him very much on a pedestal. Dave, can you tell the mentally disabled people that are referred to as my audience. You've got some exciting news, which would obviously speak to them given your brand of mentally disabled comedy. Yes, I'm sure they're very familiar. I have many, many mentally disabled fans. I want to say hello and a hoi. Yes, I

do have big news. I don't know where your guardian is. No, I'm not what he's my Wranglers actually in the other room to be honest. He's playing video games. He's he's checking my homework, which is actually it's a it's part partially a manifesto, but it's written in crayon, which you taught me the word crayon. Yes, I say brand, remember. That's fair.

True story. I'm actually going to be having a sketch show coming out and bit of a podcast and that's going to be coming out on the blaze.

I decided to announce it here first because you're one of my very good friends and a lot of people have been asking me where I'm going and what I'm doing and it was hard to make that decision. Actually, well, that's a lie. But it was a decision that I did have to make and I'm happy to be doing it.

And it's going to be something that I'm doing with a group of friends. And I'm really, really excited about it in the future of the future of being able to kind of go against the machine with sketch comedy.

So Glen wouldn't take your call. Sarah wouldn't take your call. Allie wouldn't take your call. Chad didn't take your call.

Stu is on one of his drunken stabbing street sprees. They call it going stew. Yes. And so now you have and Steve. I hope Steve is actually doing well. He had a health scare last week. And he is hospital. Well, no, no, but he's he's doing much better. I don't know.

He know he's a good dude. We had a lot of fun on election night. So can we talk a bit about when's the show going to premiere? What's it going to look like? This is very exciting. Alex Stein also didn't take your call. There's another one.

Yes, he's afraid to take my call.

He's too worried about my former connections, I think.

He doesn't want you to make him look like a punts.

You don't want to make Alex Stein look bad and someone not to take seriously.

Yes, I mean, he's got a pimple on a blimp for a set. And he doesn't want to not look like a newsman. You know, you just want to make sure he's

taken seriously at all costs. And I respect that.

You have to respect the artist in his craft. Exactly. And even yesterday I was taking pictures there. And they're like, do you want to go in your underwear?

Like Alex Stein? And I was like, no, no, no, I'm I'll I'll have some level of respect for myself.

So now he's a he's a good dude, man. I'm actually really looking forward to working with that guy. He's very funny.

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