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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett. Tell us all about your phone tap. So, Shana wants to play a phone tap on her dad, Al. Now, Shana's getting married in a few weeks, and Shana's dad, Al, has been a huge help in planning and paying for the wedding. So I'm going to call Dad Al from the church where the wedding's going down and saying there's a

slight change in plan.

These phone types always work because you have a wedding, you have a nervous father who doesn't

want to spend money.

You know, there's always a problem.

Great, great chemistry for a phone tab.

Let's see what happens in Garrett's phone tab. Here we go. Hello. Hi, yes. I'm looking for one. Al. Hey, I should do, look. Yeah, this is Al. Al. Hi, this is Monsignor Farrell. I'm calling on behalf of Father Ryan over at the church. Okay, what's going on? Father Ryan had to take a little leave. Oh, is you okay?

Yeah, no, he just had to take a little leave. Oh, is you okay?

Yeah, no, he just had to tend to some business outside of the church.

I see that you have a wedding for next Sunday plan for looks like maybe a daughter.

Yeah, yeah, you might have seen that, yeah.

Slight change your plans.

We just got six more baptisms put on the book for Sunday,

and that is going to push everything back almost two hours. That's not going to work. We're trying to inflate our numbers

into the church, and by saying, no, that's just not a good look for us. Well, I understand that you want

that you want to grow the church, but I mean, I've been coming to this church my entire life,

and, you know, I feel like I should have some kind of priority here. I mean, I really think

it's fair for putting us out like this. You have to understand our situation, too, as a parish,

where we have to open our doors on the babies who want to come in and have water poured on their

heads to welcome them into the church. I understand your concern for these babies, but you've got to understand my concerns for my baby, okay? This is my only daughter, all right? And I've been putting money into that collection plate my entire life. So I think I am owed a little bit of something here, okay? Who exactly do you report to because I would like to talk to them?

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