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It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Around the room.

We'll start with you, Scary.

What's on your mind?

Well, nothing gives me more joy and satisfaction than seeing those porch pirates get screwed over

when they grab the package off the porch.

And then all of a sudden it blows up with like a paint bomb in their face and they get it in their car but even better i saw one yesterday this is genius this guy packaged up his old broken television and made it look like uh you know just a brand new package on the porch a porch pirate just grabbed it for him took his trash away nice so if you want to get rid of something old and trashy just put it on your porch, a porch pirate just grabbed it for him, took his trash away. Nice. So if you want to get rid of something old and trashy, just put it on your porch for a couple of days, a pirate will haul it out of there. Nate, you're on my porch tonight. Fair enough. That's awesome. I love those videos. So sad. Garrett actually said he put dog poop in his...

I'm like...

Why?

But they're going to take it in their...

They're never going to come back to your house anyway.

They might throw it at your door.

That is true.

Set the trap.

Hey, Gandhi, what's on your mind today?

All right, I just wanted to remind everybody that if you're doing something and you're catching

some criticism for it, don't sweat it because the only people who never get criticized are people who never do anything. So just keep going forward with whatever that is. And don't worry about it. If you're getting married and you have a ridiculous drug zone, do your thing. It doesn't matter because the other people aren't getting married. Right. Amen. Yeah. What is the, is the FDR? It's the old Roosevelt conversation that was used about who's on the field and who is it?

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know it off the top of my head. What? Don't. Do you guys know? Who knows? Do you know? I don't know that one. It's that the people who are criticizing you are throwing, basically throwing tomatoes from the nosebleed section, and you're in the arena.

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