Dating Nightmares: First Dates From Hell

Almost Adulting with Violet Benson

Violet Benson

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🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

In this wild episode, we share the unforgettable story of a disastrous elevator incident that turns hilariously messy, delve into dating horror stories like discovering a date is married, and a Tinder match nearly goes off a cliff (literally). From ex-girlfriend party ambushes to duffel-bagged sleepover assumptions, and the epic Taco Bell 100-taco fiasco—these are dating fails you won’t believe. We’ll laugh, cringe, and give you the lowdown on the absurd lengths people go to in the name of love (or just plain chaos).

We then end the episode with some dating advice about being the other woman and men with female best friends, you don't wanna miss it!

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0:00.0	when they get into the elevator, it breaks.
0:03.2	They're stuck.
0:03.9	He just keeps here and go, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
0:06.6	This can't be happening.
0:07.4	This can't be happening.
0:08.1	He goes, no, it's fine.
0:09.3	Don't worry.
0:09.8	We'll figure it out.
0:10.7	And then she goes, please, like, you have to figure it.
0:13.4	Like, oh, my God, my God, I're going to hate me. Oh, my God. Did she hate me? And he goes, what do you mean? I'm going to hate you? She shits herself. He can't handle the smell. He starts throwing up.
0:26.6	No! She watches him throw up. She throws up. Oh, no. So now there's his throw up, her throw up, her shit.
0:36.2	They were stuck in there for like two, three hours.
0:39.4	It's Bila Benson, your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for, but
0:43.6	need of. Welcome to almost adulting.
0:47.6	Almost adulting. Are you ready?
0:53.5	All right, you guys.
0:54.5	So today I have Aurora on, which is a very difficult name for me to pronounce for some reason.
1:00.4	You do a good job.
1:01.5	Yes?
1:01.8	Sounds like you're really trying to say it.
1:04.7	I feel like you don't need to put that much effort in.
1:06.1	It sounds great.
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