Date Your Bruises

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and Laurie talk about people who are born with 15 minutes. But “First!” “Hey Handsome, shut up!” Comic of the Week: Ms. Pat @ComedienneMsPat Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.7	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:09.1	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:12.5	It's the Jackie and Laurie show,
0:15.4	the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:18.8	It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show
0:21.8	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.3	Okay
0:28.3	Well, hour two
0:33.5	I love
0:35.0	Okay
0:36.1	Lori Kilmartin, how's it going, hour two? You looking forward to it?
0:40.6	I'm sore.
0:41.7	Are you? Yeah, I was sore in the last podcast.
0:44.8	Right, because it's only been an hour to bring it up. I save things to bring up.
0:49.3	Okay, here's what I'm doing. You know, I am susceptible to any sort of cream or non-surgical self-improvement.
0:58.8	Right, right. You're like, this might work.
1:01.0	So, yes. So my sister. I did not know that you enjoyed topical.
1:05.3	Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot of creams. Yeah. But my sister got this thing. She talked me into it.
1:11.5	It's called the fascia blaster.
1:13.3	It's a fascia blaster.
1:14.5	It will start popping up on your Facebook ads once you hit 45.
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