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The Read

Dashing from Dame

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.928.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2018

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Where the bag at, nigga? Where the bag at?

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0:00.0

Oh, happy day!

0:24.0

Real!

0:25.0

Ha!

0:27.0

These legs are real.

0:29.0

The cheekbones are real.

0:30.0

This whittled waist is real.

0:32.0

I will never judge a girlfriend enhancements, but they need to convince a skeptical audience

0:36.0

searching for falsities.

0:38.0

And you are convincing no one.

0:41.0

If you walk out that door, you might as well be walking as an evangelista because I only

0:45.5

raised winners.

0:46.5

I knew it!

0:47.5

I knew it!

0:48.5

I knew it!

0:49.5

Oh my God.

0:50.5

Woo!

0:51.5

Took me a minute to get all the way there.

0:53.5

It did.

0:54.5

Took you a few tries, but you got there.

0:55.5

And I love this show so much.

0:59.5

I'm so glad you decided to open up with a quote even though I don't think I've seen this

1:01.6

episode that you are quoting.

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