Good afternoon, everyone, and welcome to the Wednesday edition of The Dark Delight Podcast.

With?

Thank you, Alan the Drums, and?

Beams!

It's Wednesday, you're not in the drums today, although I would probably eventually say you

should be in the drums today.

I'd like to be.

I would like to be.

Being inside of a drum set, as someone like you incessantly pounded on it, is probably

like the worst torture.

I mean, well, depending on what drum you're in, I guess they're all going to be bad, but if you're

inside of a bass drum, you're going to, I mean, your ear drums are going first.

What about a snare?

That would probably be worse.

I don't know.

I honestly don't know.

I think that the impact on the kick drum would be a little bit worse, just from a pressure

standpoint inside the shell, and you're talking about just blowing out an ear drum and causing

pressure problems.

I don't know.

Maybe somebody's done some kind of work on that over the years, but yeah.

Wait for Mr. Beast to create like a life-size drum set now to test it out.

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